look whos still single in 2014

(via pizza)

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Tumblring on my phone
  • Mom: who are you texting?
  • Me: nobody
  • Mom: what are you doing then?
  • Me: nothing
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on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

(Quelle: ouijasquiji, via ugly)

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when you catch up on a tv show and run out of episodes to watch and feel empty and lost inside

(Quelle: crunchier, via crunchier)

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you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

(via pizza)

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what if the internet closed at midnight  

(via pizza)

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u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

(via retiredjesus)

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finally told my parents they’re gay

(Quelle: hella-420, via gnarly)

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my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from

(via schlechtesbeispiel)

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